Trump’s meltdown and the subsequent media (particularly social media) reaction kind of made the world feel sane again. I feel like more people are finally giving all of this the freak-out it deserves. My favorite freak-out last night, however, was my dad’s over my tweet being featured in a Huffington Post article.
But apparently my come up isn’t over.
Thank you, Sara Haines. I’m (very, very) available for hire.
As for my newfound fame, here’s a list of my next steps:
- Book deal. “Gola Ganda Dreams” has a nice ring to it, don’t ya think?
- Disney World. I’m in need of a vacation from my chronic underemployment.
- Reality show. (No seriously, I’ve got a wedding coming up and my family’s drama makes the Kardashians look like C-SPAN.)
- Pretending I don’t know people when I see them (I can do passive aggressive better than you).
- I get free tickets to Warped Tour now, right?
- Finding someone else to update my blog for me.
I made it, Ma! Now I should probably sit down and explain Twitter to you.
Hearing through the grapevine (the immigration lawyer grapevine, to be exact) that there is a draft of an executive order which adds the following countries to the current ban:
- Southern Philippines
- Trans-Sahara (Mali)
- Sulu/Sulawesi Seas Littoral
Rumor is that this executive order is to be given tomorrow. It is uncertain whether this will affect green-card holders (as in, permanent residents who have already been extremely vetted) and dual citizens. The last executive order did/does not apply to dual citizens who hold US citizenship, but no word on whether this one will be the same. (This is of particular importance to my family and me, as most of us are dual citizens of the United States and Pakistan.)
Note that a few of these are not Muslim-majority areas (the Southern Phillipines do have a sizeable Muslim population, however). I’m not sure whether this is specifically designed to make it seem as though this is not targeting Muslims, but Rudy Giuliani has already confirmed for us that a ban on Muslims has always been Trump and his administration’s intent. There is also the fact that the U.S. embassy in Tel Aviv has assured Israel that its (Jewish) citizens holding dual nationality with one of the banned countries would be exempt.
I hope these rumors are mistaken. But as my fiancé just noted, “it’s starting to feel like Trump just executed Order 66.”